Hi folks, I had to share this under "Just For Laughs." I had my defacography today. Yes, it's exactly the way it sounds. I was given a gel enema that I had to hold for twenty minutes while the MRI machine pounded like something out of a science fiction movie. My tech was a soft talker and I could barely make out his requests. Basically, after the twenty minutes of being as still as possible, I figured out that he wanted me to PUSH OUT THE GEL. Yes, I had to poop on the slab while lying prostrate. We all know this is the most natural position to poop, no? And I couldn't leave until I pushed all the gel out. I wanted to say, "If I could push it all out, I wouldn't be here!" Nice guy, played classical music through the headphones. Like Pavlov's dog, I suspect I will need to defacate whenever I hear Vivaldi. My husband said it sounded like a seven year old was asked to create a medical test and said, "I wanna make a person poop on a table!" Arrgghh!! You gotta laugh at this stuff, it's so ridiculous. Thanks for listening...
~Lori
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