Finally read this, too funny! So glad I am out of the dating scene. But, my dear hubby has seen it all, since we were dating when I was first diagnosed at age 15.
With a houseful of UCers, our biggest joke is about using the "I have to go NOW" card from CCFA. If I tried to show that to someone to get to the front of the line, they'd probably think I made it up and printed my own card!
But, I did get out of a speeding ticket about 6 months ago by telling the policeman that I was speeding because I needed to use the bathroom. He also told me where the nearest one was. I wonder if he had bowel disease too... My son said I should have shown the "I have to go NOW!" card.