something funny happened last night

my j-pouch had woken me up from sleep and i stumbled my way into the bathroom. i was groggy. i quickly realized my mouth was dry and i had fallen asleep without brushing my teeth. i picked up the toothbrush, toothpaste, and with eyes half shut, proceeded to brush my teeth.

hmm... toothpaste seemed a little too sticky.

i opened my eyes a bit wider and realized i used calmoseptine instead of toothpaste!!!! yuck, cleaned up the stickiness off my teeth (still had some minty freshness to it), and reached for the correct tube of toothpaste.

good thing i didn't screw it up the other way and put toothpaste on my butt! it has fluoride and tartar protection!!