Man, I'm so sorry that you are going thru this! I'm due for the 2nd surgery to make the pouch in a week. The bag is easy but I too hate it!!!!!! Hang in there, are the surgeon just to rule all out, and above all, breathe! I drive a forklift too so I know what you mean. Before my initial surgery it seemed as soon as I sat on the forklift I had to go, get to the bathroom and it had passed, horrible viscous cycle!! I was afraid to sit for a long time!! Hang in there!!!