Bidets are great: the Toto Washlet; we got it for $313 a month ago. Fits on top of your toilet (if your toilet has the right measurements). Cheaper ones available, of course, but this has a seat-warmer, warm water, and a DRYING FAN with warm air. I'm down to 2 squares of TP a time. https://smile.amazon.com/gp/pr...le?ie=UTF8&psc=1