Haaaa - I can picture it..... - this is the good life...of the pouchers, ex pouchers, future pouchers, etc. - ya gotta laugh. It's so absurd. I never think about this, but the other day for some reason I thought - I wonder what it's like to take a normal shit. Have no idea - cannot remember.
Calamari (unless really good) usually overrated - but that's just me. Hope your toilet or loo enjoyed it!