It's okay to say we have UC as there are other things it still could do to our bodies. For example there's a form of arthritis but the name escapes me.
There are portable squirt bottles that have a long nozzle. I've seen them several places like amazon or diabetic supply companies. I'm including a link so you can see what they look like.
https://www.amazon.com/BioBide...eywords=bidet+bottle