Thanks, Sharon.
My Coco bidet is the seat type, not a stand-alone unit.
I'll try cleaning my bathtub out really well with disinfectant. I just can't picture using it after every BM. But maybe I will get used to it. Hell, I might even enjoy a nice hot bath 20 times a day. There are worse fates.
Turn it into a relaxing event. Candles, incense, a good book. I don't drink, but maybe I could learn to enjoy the taste of wine and turn it into a mini spa experience!
I don't see any silver linings to this fistulotomy, but maybe I can create one. Thanks for the suggestion.
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