Richard, I know I complain about toilet paper more than the average person, so I'm so glad you guys are my peeps!
We don't have to worry about the paper anymore. We run out at work and I let them know and also let them know it doesn't bother me that we are out. I can use the hand towels. Anything paper. Lol.
That is a hilarious commercial. Virgin birch... Hahaha.